Ah, spammers, spammers…

I’m a bit torn. I’ve been looking at the pathetic attempts at automated spam in this blog, and my “I like an intellectual / technical challenge” side just wants to write a post detailing what they’re doing wrong and how they could easily make their tools much more effective.

On the other hand… we’re talking about spammers. The scum of the earth. The only creatures in the world that make lawyers and politicians look like decent, lovable human beings. Now, some may argue that what I could suggest in a couple of minutes wouldn’t be exactly rocket science, that they’d surely have thought of it already… but my point is that they haven’t. Both their methods and the comments themselves that they try to post are terrible and ridiculously easy to detect; anyone with half a brain could do a lot better.

In fact, if they’d just… ah, crap. I just can’t. It’d be like handing a loaded gun to a kid. The biggest asshole-ish jerk of a kid, and a brain-damaged, glue-eating one as well, but still, in some ways, a kid. Who could do a lot of damage with it. But, to get some idea, my “brilliant” suggestion for making comment spam tools much more effective — which would not only hugely improve the odds of beating Akismet, but would also be accepted by many less attentive blog owners — would take… a line and a half of text. This is not because I’m some sort of genius… it’s because they’re morons.

Interesting, email spams, while still typically primitive, are actually much more advanced than comment spam tools. There’s actually a bit of thought put into them. Comment spam tools, on the other hand, are the equivalent of a burglar wearing a Beagle Boys-like mask and a stereotypical black and white striped prison suit, and going in broad daylight from house to house, knocking on each door. :)

4 great WordPress plugins

I have been blogging with WordPress since 2004, and during all these years I’ve maintained several blogs; some of them exist to this day, some were eventually shut down, and some “lie dreaming until the stars are right.” I hadn’t started a new one in quite a while now, and so, when I created Winterdrake a couple of weeks ago, I did what I usually do in terms of which plugins to install: instead of just copying the /wp-content/plugins/ directory from an existing blog, I start afresh. I see what plugins are the most popular and/or have the most positive votes, both for each requirement (e.g. one to edit your comments, one to show related posts, one for caching, one to improve SEO, and so on) and in general: by doing the latter, I can (and do) find something extremely useful that I didn’t even know existed.

The result is that this blog currently has an almost completely different set of plugins from my other blogs (which will eventually be changed so they use most of these ones, too), and I’d like to share a few of them, that old WP bloggers such as myself may not even know exist:

  • WordPress SEO: forget All-In-One SEO and other SEO plugins: this one is so much better, it’s not even funny. It also takes care of XML sitemaps for you, so no need to install a separate plugin for that.
  • W3 Total Cache: this one is relatively well-known, so this may not be news to you, but if you’re using any other caching plugin (e.g. WP Super Cache), switch to this one. (And if you’re not using a caching plugin at all, you should.) Besides the incredible improvements in terms of speed, you can also use it to minify HTML, CSS and JavaScript automatically, and keep static files automatically on a CDN, or simply in a “static.yourdomain.com” virtual host (which is quicker since it won’t have PHP and such enabled, and the fact that it’s a different host allows browsers to open more connections, as they by default limit the number of simultaneous connections to each host), accessible by FTP. I’m using the latter option on this very blog.
  • Fluency Admin: doesn’t affect your readers directly, but makes your blog’s Administration section so much more pleasant to use and look at, that I almost cringe when I enter the same section for my other blogs where I haven’t installed this plugin yet.
  • Jetpack: a relatively recent “package” of useful plugins distributed by WordPress, so that self-hosted blogs (such as this one) can have several interesting features until now unique to blogs hosted on WordPress.Com. Currently I’m only using two of them: the WordPress.Com stats (which have several advantages over Google Analytics, though I’m using that as well), and After the Deadline, which adds grammar and style checking to the already existing spellchecker, and usually spots something I’ve missed, such as using a short word such as “is” twice in succession.

Hope you find this useful. Two weeks ago, the only one of these I knew about was W3 Total Cache (and that one I’m already using on my other blogs), and I’m in love with the other three right now. :)